“The chili I ate for lunch resulted in an explosive bathroom experience. Umm...I don't know how to put this delicately, but...I missed the toilet entirely.”
“The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.”
“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!”
“While I was waiting...I ate your lunch.”
“I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.”
“I simply--don't know," Flavius said, and then suddenly explosive: "I don't know and I don't care! Go to bed.”