“How you, uh...How you comin on that novel... you're workin on? - Stewie Griffin, Family Guy”

“Here you can see the things that other people created but that I use to express my indiviualism.”

“Isn't it weird how we make big decisions in life based on the strangest, most random things?”

“If your motives aren't clean, money itself becomes evil. But When we don't have money enough evil, the world tells us we're losers. So what determines our place in society is not how much kindness is in our hearts but how much evil is in our wallet.”

“There is one Christian commandment that can be used as a yardstick...'Thou shalt not kill.' That is clear enough...'Thou shalt not kill' says you shall not kill your neighbor no matter how you feel about him. ”

“Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble.”

“The world of [comic book] collecting is not a pretty place. For a bunch of guys who like good-over-evil stories, you sure meet a lot of morally bankrupt assholes.”