“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
“I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it. ”
“I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.”
“I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death.”
“Defending yourself is not the same as offending your enemy. Watch what you say.”
“I think… and if you ever repeat what I’m saying right now I will cheerfully beat you to death, but I think that would hurt Jessica’s feelings”