“When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional, and now it's legal. I'm getting out before the Democrats make it mandatory.”
“Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory.”
“That's legally blind, I'm not legally blind" "Yes, she's illegally blind”
“When you get right down to it, militaries are essentially legalized mafias.”
“Do I have to talk to insane people?""You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.”
“Struggling is mandatory. Suffering is optional.”