“How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.”
“If you’re such a shallow person that a goddamn bumper sticker can sum up your beliefs, then Jesus Christ, are you even worth fighting for in the end?”
“When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker”
“There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. ”
“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”
“There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~”