“Go back to your wife....you man whore!" Shouted the old woman, raising her walker for another strike.”
“Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“If she loves you back, no woman is going to complain about the hour if a man calls her to proclaim his undying love.”
“But they both agreed that it's always nice to know that your wife is desired by another man, although they wouldn't go any further than that.”
“A man's desire for a woman have power to effect striking results that will blow your mind.”