“Oh, yeah. If there's one thing I'm good for, it's comic relief.”
“...If there's one thing I'm well versed in it's my own good qualities.”
“Everybody wanted to be the hero of their own story. Nobody wanted to be comic relief.”
“If there's one thing on this planet you don't look like it's a bunch of good luck walkin around.”
“Oh, please, if its ass is feathered and waterproof, its a duck. Hello, pictures with little word balloons makes it a comic book. They're dorky comic books for nerdy antisocial, nonbathing people. End of discussion.”
“My brief flash of relief and confidence melted away. Good thing it did, too. I'm sure the world would come to an end if I were allowed to feel a sense of relief and well-being for any length of time.”