“If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.”
“Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis”
“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
“If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.”
“If sympathy was all it took to clean up shit, I'd have 50 times as much sympathy as anybody else”
“When you look up 'hilarious' in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.”