“Don't fall in love to easy it is such a bad thang!”

“If he's dumb enough to walk away, Then be smart enough to let him go”

“She says she's ok but underneath her smile is her broken heart”

“Who'd I like to meet??? A guy that is actually worth my time!”

“Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy”

“What a beautiful name. I love to watch how it falls off the lips of those who love Him. I shudder as it falls off the lips of those who don't. Jesus.”

“Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.”