“And-he was ashamed to admit--he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything.”

“You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radish garnishes and humming to himself. It's creepy.”

“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”

“Do you think city hall would take battling dragons as a excuse to waive a fine?”

“Rebels are simply oppressed individuals demanding their rights.”

“... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.”

“I am old, not senile,”