“He'd heard about Holly putting some magical whammy on him, bringing to life the legend of the Chosen that gave a vampire the power to exist on sexual energy rather than blood. Forced to have sex on a regular basis. Doctor's orders. Lucky bastard.”

“... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.”

“She reached down and picked up one of the stakes she'd dropped, running the tip along her thigh as she straightened. "Want to play hunter and vampire?"Reynard quirked his eyebrow. "Madam, I came equipped with my own stake.""Whoa! Points to the old guy.”

“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”

“Do you think city hall would take battling dragons as a excuse to waive a fine?”

“Rebels are simply oppressed individuals demanding their rights.”

“You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radish garnishes and humming to himself. It's creepy.”