“Rebels are simply oppressed individuals demanding their rights.”

“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”

“Do you think city hall would take battling dragons as a excuse to waive a fine?”

“... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.”

“You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radish garnishes and humming to himself. It's creepy.”

“I am old, not senile,”

“And-he was ashamed to admit--he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything.”