“... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.”

“The Proximity of a Desirable Thing Tempts One to Overindulgence. On That Path Lies Danger.”

“…We were born vampires.""I thought you became –""— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it’s an easy technique, but what would be the point? When you eat… now what is it you eat? Oh yes, chocolate… you don’t want to turn it into another Agnes Nitt, do you? Less chocolate to go around."He sighed. "Oh dear, superstition, superstition everywhere we turn.”

“[T]he truth is the percentage of vampires that are also evil killers is about the same as the percentage of normal people who are also evil killers.”

“Life is a killer on the other side of the stake. Especially if your a vampire or a slayer.”

“Oh, I wanted this killer stopped, brought to justice, yes, certainly - but did it have to be so soon?”