“Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball.”
“The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.”
“Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up.”
“Love is like a battlefield. You have to have a war every once in a while, to survive life”
“As I look back, I see that life is like a game of solitaire and every once in a while there is a move.”
“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl is full of spaghetti. I’ll always be a champion, when I’m the only one in the competition.”