“Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.”

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”

“Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.”

“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”

“I might be manipulating you to create risk for myself.”

“People don’t change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so.”

“Women used to have time to make mince pies and had to fake orgasms. Now we can manage the orgasms, but we have to fake the mince pies. And they call this progress.”