“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
“Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.”
“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
“Women used to have time to make mince pies and had to fake orgasms. Now we can manage the orgasms, but we have to fake the mince pies. And they call this progress.”
“I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.”
“Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?”