“Yo! Hold my poodle!”
“What's that?""That's my attack poodle.”
“I need a million dollars to pay the ransom on my kidnapped poodle.”
“Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!”
“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.”
“My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!”