“I'm not fat, I'm gravity generous.”
“I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious.”
“You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.”
“I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.”
“I'm not shooting for happy. I'm aiming for comfortable and fat.”
“I'm feeling generous today. You get to live.”