“He’s just another man who wants to teach me something.”

“That someone can want something out of another person who gives absolutely nothing in return astounds me.”

“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”

“Who cares if a man wants to marry another man? All i want to know is who's going to ick up all the dirty socks?”

“He’s downed four drinks in the short time it took for me to get myself together and find him. Either he’s shaken by something or he’s falling off the wagon hard and fast. Great. Just my luck to be partnered with an alcoholicangel.”

“Baby that’s impossible, you can’t give him something you don’t have. That man who just walked out of this house, he’s the one who has the majority of it. Chris, he only has the tiny pieces that were left behind when it got broken”