“It's stupid to ban books that tell you the truth about life.”
“Listen to me. I will tell you the truth about a man's life. I will tell you the truth about his love for women.”
“A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.”
“It’s not the people in your life that tell you what you want to hear, it's the people in your life that tell you the truth that count.”
“Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears.Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent.”
“Anyone who tells you her life is like a book has either been reading some bad books or is not being straight with you or herself about her life.”