“How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.”
“1-12, how many Decembers does it take to sell thirteen to Mr. Fourteen and Mr. Months? Depends on how much love you throw in for free.”
“Security depends not so much upon how much you have, as upon how much you can do without. ”
“There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.”
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how old you are, and what size shoe you wear.”