“If you have to dry the dishes (Such an awful boring chore)If you have to dry the dishes('Stead of going to the store)If you have to dry the dishesAnd you drop one on the floorMaybe they won't let youDry the dishes anymore”
“Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes... We now have very secure dishes!”
“You may have to dish out more love than me, but I have more love to dish out. Also, it’s your turn to wash dishes.”
“You can't just turn your heart off like a faucet; you have to go to the source and dry it out, drop by drop.”
“If you have ever slept in a covered casserole dish on the highest peak of a mountain range, then you know that it is an uncomfortable place to lay one's head, even if you find a dish towel inside it that can serve as a blanket.”
“You emptied the top rack of the dishwasher but not the bottom, so the clean dishes have gotten all mixed up with the dirty ones - and now you want to have sex?”