“My beard grows down to my toes,I never wears no clothes,I wraps my hairAround my bare,And down the road I goes.”
“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”
“I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again.”
“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.”
“This is my child. I planted it. I saw it grow. I loved it. Don't cut it down...”
“I kept traveling down the road. And everywhere it was the same. What was my name, who were my people? What was I supposed to say? That my father is the president, and my mother is his slave?”