“One sister for sale,One sister for sale,One crying and spying young sister for saleI'm really not kidding so who'll start the biddingDo I hear a dollar?A nickle?A penny?Oh isnt there isnt there isnt there anyOne person who will buy this sister for saleThis crying spying old young sister for sale.”
“My sister was the one who told me where babies come from. My sister was also the one who laughed when I immediately asked her where babies go to.”
“He stopped at every village, every hamlet, every house and hovel he passed along the way to ask if they had seen or heard anything of his sister,, Gretel. But no one had. "You mean Gretel, the old woman?""No, my sister.""Gretel, my sister's baby?""No, my sister. And she's not a baby.""I have a goat named Gretel.""No!”
“one of the sisters started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.”
“A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.”
“Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.”