“Older is better with wine and men”
“Love: It's like a bottled wine, to be kept in seclusion. The older it gets, the richer it tastes.”
“Men got better with age, like wine. Women, on the other hand, were like cheese- aged was good to a degree, then came the mold and the inevitable casting aside.”
“Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.”
“Older men start wars, but younger men fight them. ”
“Everything's better with some wine in the belly.”