“Oookay, but for the record, I’m not really thrilled about punching some Lighter’s junk.”

“Some junk novels were all about airports. Some junk novels were even called things like Airport. Why, then you might ask, was there no airport called Junk Novel? …Junk novels have been around for at least as long as non-junk novels, and airports haven’t been around for very long at all. But they both really took off at the same time. Readers of junk novels and people in airports wanted the same thing: escape, and quick transfer from one junk novel to another junk novel and from one airport to another airport.”

“If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun.”

“I come bearing gifts in the form of junk food. You’re welcome. I would have brought some drugs, but I’m not a doctor.”

“Theres nothing sexy about skin and Bone, Urgh, you gotta have some junk in the trunk”

“Junk is in the eyes of the beholder. Some look, but others see.”