“We watched Vamps hunting Vamps, Vamp hunters and Witches torching Vamps, teenage girls kissing Vamps. And we giggled and swooned through it all.”
“I'm not playing vamp politics.”
“Silly little vamp, afraid of her feelings.”
“We really are kindred spirits you know; conjurers in love with vampires. The Vamp Tramps!”
“You look like the vamp who bled the cat.”
“Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”