“He is a pimple on the cock of humanity”

Shelly Laurenston

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“Conall checked his watch. Again. Soon his personal wet fantasy would be here. He wondered if it would be inappropriate to tackle her in the hallway as soon as she arrived and drag her up to his bedroom. Probably. Damn human etiquette.”


“It’s all right.” He stretched his shoulders out, the flesh between his blades sore, which meant his grizzly hump had grown while he was still human. Rare and not good. “Really. It’s all right. And I can understand if you’re not comfortable staying here tonight.” He looked up at her. “Or if you want some space or…if you…if you…why are you getting naked?”


“I’ve found it’s never the animals you have to worry about, Miki. It’s the humans.”


“The entire floor teeming with full-humans watching their children skate, all of them hoping to be the breeder of the next gold Olympian.”