“I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.”
“Generally, when a man is rabidly for one cause, and then is just as rabidly for another cause, it is not because he loves the cause: it is because he loves the rabies”
“Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies.”
“This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips?”
“I could go on to speak of sanity as compared with insanity, decency as compared with vandalism, friendship as compared with rabies.”
“Crazy? try ceiling-licking, rabies-frothing, dish-ran-away-with-the-spoon-in-fucking-sane." --Thanatos”