“I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.”

Shelly Laurenston

Shelly Laurenston - “I'd rather have rabies than be in...” 1

Similar quotes

“Generally, when a man is rabidly for one cause, and then is just as rabidly for another cause, it is not because he loves the cause: it is because he loves the rabies”

Paul Collins
Read more

“Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies.”

Addison Moore
Read more

“This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips?”

Alan Moore
Read more

“I could go on to speak of sanity as compared with insanity, decency as compared with vandalism, friendship as compared with rabies.”

Kurt Vonnegut
Read more

“Crazy? try ceiling-licking, rabies-frothing, dish-ran-away-with-the-spoon-in-fucking-sane." --Thanatos”

Larissa Ione
Read more