“It was informational. About how to perform oral sex on men. You know, one man teaching another. It was really fascinating and I’ve always wondered about the techniques he discussed—ow. Ow! You’re squeezing a little hard, Van Holtz.”. . .“Well, if you’re willing to be my test subject—ack!”
“Ow. Ow. That hurt. Ack.. I'm dead.”
“Van Holtz, you bastard! You’re doing this on purp…on…oh! That feels very nice. Do that again.”
“You’re not going to suck.’’‘‘Not at the guitar, anyway,’’ Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. ‘‘Ow.”
“You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.”
“[N]ow we have a clearer idea what this story is all about: The world was made for man, and man was made to rule it.”