“Strike One!""You never even saw it did you? She wolf with shoulders like man?""He is so fast that one. But not in bed. There he takes time. Like good vodka take to develop”

Shelly Laurenston

Shelly Laurenston - “Strike One!""You never even saw it...” 1

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