“The abnormally large female cut the sandwich into four pieces and gave one to each before taking one for herself. They all took a bite and she grinned at their appreciative groans. “See?” she said around a mouthful of peanut butter and jelly. “Isn’t that good?”“And so decadent,” Berg sighed. “I feel like I’m eating evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.”“But good evil,” Finn added. “The finest evil ever.”“Come!” Carl, the unabashed history fan and future historical “re-creator” of the lot—an activity Irene had always thought was an incredible waste of time for any human being with a brain—cried out,“Let us tell the others of this glory and what we have learned here today from the enemy She-wolf!”“Huzzah!” they all cheered and ran out the kitchen back door.”

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