“To quote my daddy, don’t be such a pussy.” “But I am a pussy.”

“Mitch stood. "How is this my fault? I'm not the one with the pussy that drains the life from a man!""And i'm not the one hung like an overendowed donkey”

“There is no problem. And I’d like to keep it that way.” “Fine, ya big pussy.” “You have to know that’s not an insult to me, right?”

“But my pretty little Gwen…me and her daddy…” Then she purred. Seriously. Purred.”

“But Sissy had a way of bringing out the "fun" side of anybody if she'd a mind to. To quote Janie Mae, "Sissy came out of my womb with her middle finger raised.”

“Blayne turned her head to look at Gwen, but caught sight of Dee-Ann standing behind them."Ahh! Where the hell did you come from?""Momma says from the love she shares with my daddy," Dee calmly replied.”

“Who am I kidding? What am I going to do with a girl like her?” “We had this talk when we were fourteen. I even brought my brother’s Hustler for visual assistance.”