“All the Baptist churches she's ever visited smelled of the same sweat and boredom.”
“The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.”
“In the dark beside me, she smelled of sweat and sunshine and vanilla,”
“Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral.”
“The Baptist Church rejects man with wooden leg: It appears the Baptist preacher refused to baptize a veteran of the late war in the holy water- saying they only baptize flesh and blood, not wood.”
“The Sisters were Southern Baptist, and they went to church on Saturdays and Sundays, and most other days, too.”