“If I had a baseball bat and bulldozer, maybe I could stop him. But without real weapons, without a pistol, a man-eating lion, and a vial of bubonic plague, I had zero change of competing against him.”

Sherman Alexie

Sherman Alexie - “If I had a baseball bat and bulldozer...” 1

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