“The world is divided by two different tribes. The people who are assholes and the people who are not.”
“I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.”
“The world is divided into two categories of people: those who shit in drinking water and those who don't.”
“... and [thanks] to Ludmila Parks for explaining to me that the world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have read the Brothers Karamazov and those who have not.”
“There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.”