“When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer.”
“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”
“I'M NOT A PESSIMIST! I just see the glass half empty even when it's completely full....WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
“The problem with you is that you always see a glass of milk half empty instead of half filled.”
“Don't bother. The glass is half-empty.”
“People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.”