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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possesion of a pashon for fashon, must be in want of an audiance!”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy must be in want of a prom date.”