“IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single reader in proximity to a good bookstore, must be in want of a reading recommendation.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.”

“He took her face in his hands and claimed her mouth with his. It felt like he had been drowning, and she was his life raft. This was not a soft, sensual kiss. This was a kiss of desperation. A kiss of need, not want. And Cali needed it just as much as Matthew.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possesion of a pashon for fashon, must be in want of an audiance!”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy must be in want of a prom date.”