“A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.”

“So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick(The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.)“Easy, girl. You’d do well to show her respect. She can understand you, and she doesn’t take well to insults.” – Death“Sorry, Flicka. Didn’t mean to rattle your bridle.” – Nick”

“Youever insult Bride again, I swear I'll rip your throat out and feed you to thegators in the swamp. You understand me?" - Vane”

“What do I do? (Jeff)Well, not to insult a man who looks like a rocket scientist in comparison to you, but…run, Forrest, run. (Rafael)”

“Of course, they haven’t seen your reports yet. (Joe)'They would have if Carlos could have held a gun on the computer to make that piece of shit send an e-mail.’ (Carlos)”

“All right, the pendulum isn’t working. Sometimes you need an accelerant to help it.” – Death “Like gasoline?” – Nick“Yes, Nick. We’re going to set the book and your pendulum on fire and then use them ’cause we’re just that intelligent.” – Death”

“Does this mean you made a decision? (Carlos)No, I took my clothes off and came in here to tell you I wasn’t going to make love with you. To use your words, ‘for someone so intelligent, you can be pretty dense.' (Gabrielle)”