“A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.”

“Your hypocrisy insults my intelligence.”

“The secret of DNA's success is that it carries information like that of a computer program, but far more advanced. Since experience shows that intelligence is the only presently acting cause of information, we can infer that intelligence is the best explanation for the information in DNA.”

“I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.”

“Intelligence is not measured by the mind's ability to compute, but by the heart's will to contrive.”

“The attribution of intelligence to machines, crowds of fragments, or other nerd deities obscures more than it illuminates. When people are told that a computer is intelligent, they become prone to changing themselves in order to make the computer appear to work better, instead of demanding that the computer be changed to become more useful.”