“Can you stand? (Aimee)I’m not helpless. (Fang)Oh, look! Mr. Macho is back in all his glory. Hello, Mr. Macho, it’s so not good to see you again. But you know, Mr. Macho, that you’ve been bedridden to the point that your legs aren’t used to carrying your weight and you’re not really human. So if you want to get up and fall, gods forbid I do anything to stop it. After all, I live for America’s Funniest Home Videos. Should I fetch a camcorder now? (Aimee)”

“Oh, gods, you’re mated! I really hope it’s to Aimee. (Bride)Thankfully so. Otherwise I’d have had to kill me some ho and then beat Fang senseless. (Aimee)”

“I love you, don’t I? And the gods know you are definitely not easy to deal with. (Aimee)Thanks, Aim. By the way I still have a tiny bit of confidence left. Please make sure you stomp on it too while you’re at it. Gods forbid it should actually grow into something called self-esteem. (Fang)”

“Damn it. What have we unleashed? (Sin)Doom, destruction...at least he’s not nuclear, right? (Kat)At this point, who knows? (Sin)Oh look, Mr. Positive has come out to play again. Welcome back, Mr. Positive. All the boys and girls have missed you so. (Kat)”

“Then get your butt out there and watch them. (Remi)Nice attitude, Rem. Really, you should see about suing whatever asshole sold it to you. (Aimee)”

“Because if I don’t, Fang will die. (Aimee)Are you high? (Dev)No. (Aimee)C’mon, Aim, admit it. Heavy amounts of drugs are involved here. (Dev)”

“Don’t touch the baby, Mennie.” – Acheron“Now I know you didn’t just come at me with your attitude, Mr. High And Might Atlantean God. Believe you me, if there’s one thing I know how to do it’s birth nonhuman infants. Been doing it since before even your old ass was born.” – Menyara”