“If you approach one of them and he growls or doesn't speak, assume it's Remi. He has perpetual PMS and will tear your arm right out of its socket. You don't really have to do anything other than breathe to piss him off. Word of wise.”

Sherrilyn Kenyon Chronicles of Nick Invincible

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