“Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates.”

“You look like shit. (Vane)Yeah, well, I wouldn’t date you either, asshole. (Fury)”

“What planet are you from? Obviously Planet Insanity was missing a local, long-term resident.' (Nick)”

“What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a human being.’ (Shahara)”

“What happened?” – Abigail“What always happens when preternatural powers are unleashed or go to war, and no one cares about the collateral damage during the battle. I lost my entire family in the blink of an eye. Buy hey, I saved a lot of money on not having to buy Christmas cards.” – Sasha”

“How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind? (Dionysus)Well, gee, what was I supposed to do? Hook up with Mr. All-powerful God-killer or get myself a Mardi Gras float and hang out with him? (She pointed to Camulus, who looked extremely offended by her comment.) You’re such a moron. No wonder you’re the patron god of drunken frat boys. (Artemis)”

“I need dating advice. Fast.”Ash arched a single brow at that. “I’m useless. I’ve never been on one.”The three human men turned to gape at him. “What?” Ash asked them defensively.Nick started laughing. “Oh man, this is priceless. Don’t tell me the great Acheron is a virgin?”Ash gave him a droll look. “Yeah, Nick. I’m lily-white.”