“Death always before dishonor. (Julian)”

“There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian) ”

“Grace- "You are naked."......"You are so naked"Julian - "I know"Grace - "You are naked!"Julian - "We've established that."Grace - "You're happy and naked."Julian - "What?”

“You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher)So do you. (Julian)Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone)”

“Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace)Boobs? (Julian)Breasts. (Grace)You have very nice breasts. (Julian)Thanks. What about you? (Grace)I have no breasts. (Julian)”

“Return with your shield, or upon it.’ (Julian's stepmother)”

“Damn, Atlantean, what did you do? (Julian)I apparently made a new friend. (Acheron)I made a friend like that once. The bastard almost gutted me. (Julian)”