“Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack)”
“For a man, he has to learn how to get along without a woman for periods of time. For a woman, she has to learn how to get along without a man for periods of time. That’s how men and women learn to be able to get along with each other.”
“The only problem with one-man woman was that he was not a one-woman man.”
“Any man who says he can handle more than one woman at a time is either crazy or a liar.”
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.”
“A woman need a man to claim, even if it's a dead one.”