“Hey, just be grateful I’m old. When an Arcadian first starts time-walking, we only have about a three percent chance of success. I once ended up on Pluto. (Sebastian)Are you serious? (Channon)They’re not kidding about it being the coldest planet. (Sebastian)”

“And just like you, I will die at some unknown date in the future. I just come equipped with a few extra powers. (Sebastian)I see. I’m a Toyota. You’re a Lamborghini.(Channon)”

“Look, I promise I’m not psychotic. Eccentric and idiosyncratic, but not psychotic. (Sebastian)I’ll bet the prisons are full of men who have told women that. (Channon)”

“So, how do you kill a dragon? (Channon)With a very sharp sword. (Sebastian)”

“Well, I would turn into a dragon and fly you home, but something tells me you would protest. (Sebastian)No doubt. I imagine the scales would also chafe my skin. (Channon)True. Not to mention, I once learned the hard way that they really do call the military out on you. You know, fighter jets are hard to dodge when you have a forty-foot wingspan. (Sebastian)”

“Why on earth would you want to talk to me? (Channon)My lady, do you not own a mirror? (Sebastian)Yes, but it’s not an enchanted one. (Channon)”

“Dragons have sharp talons. Sometimes I don’t get out of the way quickly enough. (Sebastian)Maybe you should fight smaller dragons. (Channon)”