“His pale skin turned a greenish cast. A verbal kick in the nuts did that to a man.’ (Carlos)”

“Sandman had two personalities. One could turn a female into his angel for the night in a blink, and the other could make a terrorist piss himself.' (Carlos)”

“Did they practice looking suspicious in mirrors? Welcome to the United States. Don’t even think about chewing gum the wrong way.’ (Carlos)”

“WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? THE MAN'S A VAMPIRE!Yeah, but he's a really, REALLY sexy one.”

“I would kiss you anyway, but I have a feeling that if I tried– (Rafael) I’d kick you in the nuts and tear your ear off. (Celena)That would hurt. (Rafael)That’s the idea. (Celena)”

“Sorry, Carlos. What have you got? (Terri)Plenty of fine wine and silk sheets with a high threat count. (Carlos)”

“There were only so many kicks a dog could take before it turned vicious.’ (Acheron)”