“How do you do that? (Abbie)What, sweetheart? (Hunter)Make me crazy to beat you one minute and crazy to love you the next. (Abbie)”

“Do you realize you could have been killed? (Hunter)No, that was just a practice run. I’m thinking about trying it again because it was so. Much. Fun! What the hell do you think? (Abbie)”

“Borys had volunteered to save Hunter the trouble. Hunter had threatened Borys the trouble of breathing if (he) got near Abbie when she had no clothes on.’ (Abbie)”

“What are you, like a rent-a-white-knight? (Abbie)”

“You threatened to tell his girlfriend he’d been involved with you? (Hunter)No, I threatened to tell Brittany he made a pass at me if he didn’t help. He’s a slimeball I wouldn’t let touch my dead philodendron. (Abbie)”

“Baby, you have no idea how much I love you or what I’m willing to do to keep you. I want you in my life more than anyone or anything else. Marry me. (Hunter)”

“My mother’s dying and may not live through the week. So, yes, I’d rather die trying to save her than live with the guilt of wondering if I could have. If you can’t understand caring that much for someone you love then you’re one coldhearted bastard. (Abbie)”