“I marvel at the fact you’ve lived to your age and no one’s taken those rose-colored glasses and shoved them up your ass. (Aiden)”
“Damn amigo, someone needs to shove a rainbow up your ass." --Julian to Tommy”
“Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.”
“And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy Choos up your prissy little ass. Do I make myself clear?”
“I have rose-colored glasses. The frames have thorns.”
“I'm tempted to shove one of my romance novels up your ass"- P.J. said sharply"But I love my books too much to desecrate them like that. I'll settle for my boot.”