“I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)”
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Infinity
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22”
Jarod Kintz
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger
“You know how spooky Ashwini is. She called an hour ago to tell me she has a secret stash of handheld grenade launchers she thought I might want to know about. My response was, 'What the fuck?”
Nalini Singh
Angels' Blood
“Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher”
U.S. instruction manual
“I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.”
Ilie Nastase
“Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.”
Joss Whedon