“I’d rather be vindictive than smart. (Solin)”

“Disease. Filth. Waste. Crime. Brutality. What’s there to like? (Solin)There’s brutality on Olympus. (Arik)True. But I hate humanity as much as I hate the gods. Both groups are selfish bastards bent on destroying everything around them. They were given a perfect world and rather than enjoy it, they’d rather destroy it and each other. Excuse me if I don’t look at them with love in my eyes but rather scorn in my heart. (Solin)”

“Don’t you have a girlfriend or family you’d rather be with? (Geary)Only Solin, and honestly, he’s not this soft. Even if he was, it’d be gross. (Arik)”

“I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick)”

“So eager to die are you? (Zakar)Not particularly, but I’d rather go down clubbing Kessar than from boredom. (Kat)”

“Anything to piss you off, Brother. Why else? (Arik)Oh, that’s easy enough to do. Basically the fact that you breathe does that. (Solin)Love you, too. (Arik)Of course you do, like a plague on your privates. (Solin)”

“I swear it on Solin’s life. (Arik)Uh, excuse me? (Solin)I would, but there’s truly no excuse for you. (Arik)”